Well, screw it. I'm not going to write anything, I'm just going to show you all the screenshots and perhaps make unintelligible comments.
And then we'll move on.
|I'm an expert in self abuse|
|I saw this a lot - it's quite frightening|
|Oh yeah, I remember now. That pink blob is a bunch of deadly bees in the shape of scissors because vidgames|
|Got a bronze you sons of monkeys|
|Yeah well you could use better...game...stuff|
|Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no|
|Clearly I should be going through the flags. But I don't have to obey anyone else's rules, I'm a surly skater with a 'tude|
|Have you heard of my new metal band, Bee Hammer?|
|Oh god not the Nobs again|